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The Importance of Being Bigger: The Online Discourse of Male-Member Outsizing
Since you can’t have enough of a good thing, we are featuring another article: “The Importance of Being Bigger: The Online Discourse of Male-Member Outsizing” by Kim Blank, a professor of English at the University of Victoria in British Columbia as well as a freelance writer and media consultant.
We’ll let the title speak for itself.
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This is the sickest, most twisted, perverted, uncouth, and sordid bit of cultural analysis I have ever seen–well, at least this week.
Sincerely,
Kim Blank
PS Shameless self-promotion as a radical form of self-consciousness constitutes a fine moment of postmodern behavior. Right, Mum?
Posted by Kim Blank on October 19th, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Thankfully very little spam gets through to me regarding member size or any thing else. I guess that there must be a market for such junk, but I have no idea what it is. Young guys, old guys, in between guys, insecure guys of any age? Or maybe just guys with too much time on their hands because they are obliviuos to the real issues and concerns of the day.
Posted by stqan on October 26th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
I wonder if the spam would provide me with hope or enhance my insecurity.
Posted by Vincennes on October 27th, 2006 at 10:17 pm
if we had world enough and time / this spam would not be such a crime / but would provide the needed laughs / to make long winter hours pass…
… what am I saying–we have work to do, people! what the hell are you doing contemplating your undersized tool all day long??? speaking as a representative of the far more intelligent, focused, and evolved half of the species, the incessant ego-stroking you guys engage in seems a little, well, onanistic…
Posted by littlemissfabulous on December 2nd, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Hey stquan: your write: “Or maybe just guys with too much time on their hands because they are obliviuos to the real issues and concerns of the day.”
How about this instead: “Or maybe just guys with too much time on their hands because they are can’t spell.” Ha! Lighten up, sunshine.
And littlemissfabulous: What the heck is onanistic? Beats me.
Posted by Airfreshener on December 6th, 2007 at 1:59 am
hey, Airfreshener–
Get a dictionary, honey! Onanism means masturbation in academic-speak, and after all, our enlargement-needing friend apparently teaches English.
I’m wondering if anyone’s ever tried these methods and had them work. If so, you know how to reach me, guys…
Posted by littlemissfabulous on December 6th, 2007 at 9:25 pm